Tuesday, December 19, 2006

How To Sew Moccasin Boots

Indecent Proposal

Hmm jetzt wenn ich hier so vor meinem Laptop sitze und über das Wochenende nachdenke dann bin ich eigentlich ganz zufrieden, keinen großen stress gehabt, nix happened and a full house every day. Was a good weekend, unfortunately, with little except the one the highlights happening this Saturday against 22 clock.

I sat again with my girlfriend on the couch and we sat opposite a couple so old to 50 years. He was a pretty greasy type I disliked from the beginning, was a stunningly beautiful petite woman of her age were regarded almost (up to a few small wrinkles around the eyes all point) that is the exact opposite of him. I noticed how they looked over a few times and always when our eyes met looked shyly at the floor. It was clear they wanted me or my girlfriend on the mat, and a few minutes later, sich, wie erwartet, ihr schmieriger Mann auf den weg zu uns stolperte über ein paar Füße und setzte sich neben mir auf die Couch. Er lehnte sich vor und fragte mich ob ich nicht mal mit ihm und seiner Frau mit nach oben kommen wolle er würde auch nur zuschauen. Ich schaute zu ihr rüber und sah ihr Grinsen, und dass kann ich überhaupt nicht haben wenn eine mit mir in die Kiste will dann soll sie mich selbst ansprechen und nicht ihren Mann vorschicken. Also sagte ich ihm freundlich aber bestimmt das ich kein Interesse habe, er schaute mich kurz an und fragte: „Wie viel willste haben?“ Ich war mir nicht ganz sicher ob ich das richtig kapiert hatte und fragte ihn was er meinte und er antwortete jetzt sehr deutlich und aloud, "How much money do you have that you want to bang my wife and I watch them ...?" even further was he not cut my friend off his sentence, and both the club drew with regard to the of the puff at the central station is.

We later enjoyed themselves immensely especially happy that I would be with her and even went to the mat if it had addressed myself to a nice ne way.

What interests me is now more what he would have probably paid for it so I told them how he was so beautiful, "bummse" ...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

How To Remove A 7.4l Boat Motor

I used to be like that?


ago ein paar Wochen war eine neue Singlefrau da, naja eher Mädchen denn mit ihren 19 Jahren war sie sicher die Jüngste die unseren Club bis dahin betreten hatte.

Ich unterhielt mich etwas mit ihr über die üblichen Sachen wie wo kommst du her, was arbeitest du, blabla eben. Nach 20 Minuten war sie soweit aufgetaut das ich dachte jetzt würde sie alleine zu Recht kommen, ich stand auf um zu meiner Freundin zu gehen, und plötzlich spürte ich ihre Hand von hinten zwischen meinen Beinen. Ich drehte mich um und sagte freundlich zu ihr dass sie das doch bitte lassen soll, beleidigt schaute sie mich an und meinte ganz trocken: „Das hast du doch so gewollt! Jetzt lass uns mal hoch gehen ne runde ficken!“

I think my face you can imagine, I was flabbergasted and could do nothing except to laugh because I have experienced so ne hammer hard anmache of ner woman never live. My laugh was again not so funny and stormed towards the dressing room and shouted was: "So what I let me not offer an asshole, dirty shed here," gave my friend her her purse and she went without me to appreciate even more of a look for door out.

Well now I can at least imagine how women feel when they are being excavated by some types.

But seriously now I'm the asshole? I was so early on it and I just can not remember? And what you had done?

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Treating Warts On Lip

laziness and sperm


Yes I know I had promised to do but somehow I was last week too lazy to blog, well for today it is even more ...

Last weekend I had another go with a fun phone call to a potential Guest.

to explain to us was sperm party it actually means nothing but is just a slogan for ne ordinary party. Where we abläd his sperm so I really do not care.

So now the conversation ...

I: Swingers Club This and That hello?

G: Hi it's me ... .. the Heinz silence (I guess he thinks I would make a note of each guest's snowing in here)

I: Heinz Hi how can I help you, then?

G: Yes I am now in Graz and I thought about if I come over quickly

I:? ( Graz to clubs about 250km)

G: Yes, what did you do today for a quote?

I: Today, Cum Party

G: Wow cool

I: That's nice that you like the motto of entering today costs 150, - €

G: That's fine sometimes say are also women swallow?

I: Yeah they gargle and do it all in Nee ... I do not have said but would like to say

I: You do not know whether the women here swallow

G: How did that not asked?

I: No I have not.

G: But you HAVE to come in but if they do.

I: No, I do not need that and I have not done before the (I imagine just before: hello, dear woman you swallow or spit you Oh no, not you swallow then you are not wanted here ...)

G: Well then I will not pass unless you ask fast times in the round if one because the swallows.

I: No I do not sure.

G: Then I'll stop in the brothel

I: Yep that will be the best.

times now Seriously guys, you put a value on it since so swallows the woman if she blows you a? I personally I Wurscht leg because no value on it if it does or not.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

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Wow I just check with other Google Swinger blog seen and what I see ...
I am the first search result in the series, thanks to Google.

And on the thank you way also to the Senderin Top Refererin

Funny Rsvp Invitations

Oh great ....

Sorry my first time it the week, no updates had but to be honest I to do better, because a well-known German erotic magazine was of the opinion they without asking about our club would have to report what they do, according to colleagues and with other clubs Sun

might now actually be indifferent to me as an Austrian, because it really was a good report and a free advertising, only this newspaper is published here and I'm with a beautiful to see big picture without even a black bar.

Here comes joy and my attorney has been happy and assured me that that an expensive business for the newspaper ...

Well now I sit here and hope that none of my friends and relatives read this magazine.

I wish you a nice weekend and report back to me on Tuesday with fresh stories

Thursday, November 23, 2006

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NS ?????!!!!!

NS many are now thinking of other Nazis to pee, I could personally at the thought of both already sick.

I seriously wonder when this perversion spilled to us, and I find this Time was. You see it more and more, are also in our club, most recently organized the Nazi party are well attended, mainly by men who like to receive Ns.

this type seen in my opinion directly to where what's wrong (who was perverse in view), and actually I can because there were only right, for those who drink urine has a very large shadow away.

funny enough to tell these people extremely happy about their fetish, and I must listen to the mist and then suppress the gag reflex so I do not ever throw up at the feet of them, but probably they could find, not that great.

I like these nights to be honest I do not hate them but someone has to make even door and telephone. Only I can say with certainty the tiger 1000% I will never move during these evenings up in the area of \u200b\u200bplaying fields, and cleaning up the next morning I do not even safe!

So dear friends pee your lives but your fantasies your own home where nobody can see it and please, please do not tell me I can not hear them wills!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Schnauzer Shower Curtain

weekend

Whoa what a weekend it was once again all hell so I had not counted on Saturday were about 30 couples 15 Singelherren and 10 women there.

And somehow I got the feeling that eat all before them with us so that nothing can beat the belly full. Did I with no problem, I also feel very honored when my food is sometimes praised again, only the 40 minutes after we opened the buffet to look like a battlefield looks like and I once again into the kitchen must make annoying somehow.

Achso gave way again Living buffet in the SM area has just somehow this time none Range Traut unlike the last time I was lying there and I had to fight against 8 women more snacking than wanted.

HP at the weekend there will be no updates since I generally do not take my laptop with the club.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

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The Rigid

The Rigid are one of the strangest phenomena in our club.

When I am with these people on the way to the locker bin then they chat to me formally from the ear, in how many clubs were they, what they have preferences for how they came to our club and so on ...

I

mode pushing them from the coal show them everything and they move around, in the meantime I'm going back into the living room and make myself comfortable on one of the sofas.

comes Nearly 10 minutes later then the Fixed in the lounge called a short hello in the round and sit down, yes and that's it for now almost.

I have to I say people like to observe and analyze them according to their behavior, and this blow man it is always the same: to sit down after he looks around the room and looks for a "victim" of this woman or man (yes there are female Rigid) then the rest of the evening staring at a glance who has something sinister in itself. Thus, under the slogan: "I control your mind, you obey my will, now get up, grinding down on the playing fields and be my servant !!!!!!!"

That these people arrive at the other guests is not really good, I probably do not need to mention it? I still have to say I really give me trouble for them to engage in conversation but more than a kurzangebundenes Yes! No! or even the profession is not rauszubekommen from them.

But the best is the end ...

When these people and I do them in the dressing hand over their valuables then get comments like: "Are the people here are always so funny? Why the women are not willing? etc. "

because I can only turn the eyes and tell me in the head softly

" The customer is king always stay calm "

Sincerely

Flash

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

What Happens With Tawnee Stone?

The different types of people

so in the next few entries, I introduce the different types of times are these:

- of Rigid

- of Labelle

- the Direct

and the shy one (for this type, I myself am one)

The rules in a swingers club're clearly all run under the motto "Everything kann nichts muss.“ Das bedeutet soviel wie Sex wird nur derjenige haben der sich mit der Frau oder dem Mann, mit dem er gerne nach oben auf die Spielwiesen gehen würde, gut unterhält und eine gewisse gegenseitige Sympathie vorhanden ist.

Die Typen sind nur eine Unterteilung der Art und weisen wie manche Männer und auch Frauen (die in allen Fällen zu meiner Verwunderung noch mal ne Nummer heftiger sind als die Männer) versuchen an ihr „Ziel“ zu kommen.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen

Flash

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The beginning

So ich werde jetzt erst mal ganz vorne anfangen damit auch jeder kapiert um was es geht und wie I'm there gone. I will mention in this blog neither the name nor the location of the club or the names of the guests, so that my anonymity is protected by the score.

started everything presented before NEM six months ie in June 2006 when I befriended by nem couples got a young woman with whom I immediately knew how brilliant, in the course of the conversation I asked her about her profession and they told me that she was the owner of a swingers club. You should have seen my face. I was shocked and thought, "What is so cluttered with pretty woman makes ne sonem?

(To explain that I am not an uptight person but I was like many a false image of the term "Swinger Club")

was after this date only once ne time long radio silence and I had not even thought about this subject, as the friendly couples reported again and asked how I was doing so. At the end of the conversation they came to the actual reason for their call to talk and asked me if I do not even come into the club wanted , I would have to pay not the usual 150 € entrance for Singelherren, but would be free to come in as the boss has his eye on me.

Well what shall I say I'm gone :) and was pleasantly surprised: nice atmosphere, nice people and everything tip top clean. (You can feel it the shop is run by a woman)

I think that's enough to follow the first time as an introduction to further entries.

I once planned to illuminate the different types of people present in such clubs and to explain about the "best" awards for non-precious conversation .

Sincerely

Flash