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Indecent Proposal

Hmm jetzt wenn ich hier so vor meinem Laptop sitze und über das Wochenende nachdenke dann bin ich eigentlich ganz zufrieden, keinen großen stress gehabt, nix happened and a full house every day. Was a good weekend, unfortunately, with little except the one the highlights happening this Saturday against 22 clock.

I sat again with my girlfriend on the couch and we sat opposite a couple so old to 50 years. He was a pretty greasy type I disliked from the beginning, was a stunningly beautiful petite woman of her age were regarded almost (up to a few small wrinkles around the eyes all point) that is the exact opposite of him. I noticed how they looked over a few times and always when our eyes met looked shyly at the floor. It was clear they wanted me or my girlfriend on the mat, and a few minutes later, sich, wie erwartet, ihr schmieriger Mann auf den weg zu uns stolperte über ein paar Füße und setzte sich neben mir auf die Couch. Er lehnte sich vor und fragte mich ob ich nicht mal mit ihm und seiner Frau mit nach oben kommen wolle er würde auch nur zuschauen. Ich schaute zu ihr rüber und sah ihr Grinsen, und dass kann ich überhaupt nicht haben wenn eine mit mir in die Kiste will dann soll sie mich selbst ansprechen und nicht ihren Mann vorschicken. Also sagte ich ihm freundlich aber bestimmt das ich kein Interesse habe, er schaute mich kurz an und fragte: „Wie viel willste haben?“ Ich war mir nicht ganz sicher ob ich das richtig kapiert hatte und fragte ihn was er meinte und er antwortete jetzt sehr deutlich und aloud, "How much money do you have that you want to bang my wife and I watch them ...?" even further was he not cut my friend off his sentence, and both the club drew with regard to the of the puff at the central station is.

We later enjoyed themselves immensely especially happy that I would be with her and even went to the mat if it had addressed myself to a nice ne way.

What interests me is now more what he would have probably paid for it so I told them how he was so beautiful, "bummse" ...

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I used to be like that?

ago ein paar Wochen war eine neue Singlefrau da, naja eher Mädchen denn mit ihren 19 Jahren war sie sicher die Jüngste die unseren Club bis dahin betreten hatte.

Ich unterhielt mich etwas mit ihr über die üblichen Sachen wie wo kommst du her, was arbeitest du, blabla eben. Nach 20 Minuten war sie soweit aufgetaut das ich dachte jetzt würde sie alleine zu Recht kommen, ich stand auf um zu meiner Freundin zu gehen, und plötzlich spürte ich ihre Hand von hinten zwischen meinen Beinen. Ich drehte mich um und sagte freundlich zu ihr dass sie das doch bitte lassen soll, beleidigt schaute sie mich an und meinte ganz trocken: „Das hast du doch so gewollt! Jetzt lass uns mal hoch gehen ne runde ficken!“

I think my face you can imagine, I was flabbergasted and could do nothing except to laugh because I have experienced so ne hammer hard anmache of ner woman never live. My laugh was again not so funny and stormed towards the dressing room and shouted was: "So what I let me not offer an asshole, dirty shed here," gave my friend her her purse and she went without me to appreciate even more of a look for door out.

Well now I can at least imagine how women feel when they are being excavated by some types.

But seriously now I'm the asshole? I was so early on it and I just can not remember? And what you had done?

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laziness and sperm

Yes I know I had promised to do but somehow I was last week too lazy to blog, well for today it is even more ...

Last weekend I had another go with a fun phone call to a potential Guest.

to explain to us was sperm party it actually means nothing but is just a slogan for ne ordinary party. Where we abläd his sperm so I really do not care.

So now the conversation ...

I: Swingers Club This and That hello?

G: Hi it's me ... .. the Heinz silence (I guess he thinks I would make a note of each guest's snowing in here)

I: Heinz Hi how can I help you, then?

G: Yes I am now in Graz and I thought about if I come over quickly

I:? ( Graz to clubs about 250km)

G: Yes, what did you do today for a quote?

I: Today, Cum Party

G: Wow cool

I: That's nice that you like the motto of entering today costs 150, - €

G: That's fine sometimes say are also women swallow?

I: Yeah they gargle and do it all in Nee ... I do not have said but would like to say

I: You do not know whether the women here swallow

G: How did that not asked?

I: No I have not.

G: But you HAVE to come in but if they do.

I: No, I do not need that and I have not done before the (I imagine just before: hello, dear woman you swallow or spit you Oh no, not you swallow then you are not wanted here ...)

G: Well then I will not pass unless you ask fast times in the round if one because the swallows.

I: No I do not sure.

G: Then I'll stop in the brothel

I: Yep that will be the best.

times now Seriously guys, you put a value on it since so swallows the woman if she blows you a? I personally I Wurscht leg because no value on it if it does or not.