get the red light district in a dark tunnel. The culprit is my confirmation bubble. After several beers at three clock at night I can not make it more home. In Lehmitz will not need to go to the bathroom when a loved his clean pants leg ends. Arcade - this seems the solution. "Where you going?" "Uh, I could use a short time your toilet?" "No." "No?" "Only if you are a customer here." Go on.
F. says, "You go in there." And pointing to a neon blue lit establishment, which announced in large white letters "SEX". "Um, maybe I create it anyway until you get home ... "it wafts through my brain gerstensaftumspültes, since even the response from the counter," Actually, yes non, ne, but since you asked sooo nice ... "And then I follow the dependent steps toward the cellar say, still funny: "If I'm not back in ten minutes, come looking for me, will you?", and climb down into the darkness.
count down I arrived with toilets to the right or left. No way. WC indicates the direction a sign down the tunnel. All black. Louder passages. And noise. Groans. Silly voices, meaningless dialogues, monologues, lip-smacking, sigh, murmur, whisper. And groans. I fluke along the corridor, I felt on 200 screens, where porn films are. Various openings in which put various things that hysterically looking faces, and then a toilet sign. And a single thought: "Oh shit."
arrived at the toilets of the soothing sight - just a normal toilet bowl, no holes in the walls, no tools or the like. Simply go pee once.
Very relieved I would like to quickly return to the night-light Reeperbahn of above ground and walk straight ahead.
Am I bent is it? Thus, the saw just now is not enough. Another film, but also else I decide to turn. And right again - and I'm in a small Room, in front of me a leather swing. Wrong. Links rum. In an even smaller room I stand, which is filled by a giant screen - in front of me waving a 1.20 meter large erect penis. Also wrong.
the walk back is sitting behind a kind of band a guy in the back in the corner and stare at me blank. That one really wanted to go to the toilet, then you have to explain the first can, I think. And that I call the "initial" search - who knows what the mean?
I turn in a circle, and increases to panic - I'm finally seeing the saving, green and white sign: an emergency exit. Can not be wrong. After twenty seconds I was once again under Night sky, the blue lights appear on the sidewalk in front of me emblazoned the words "SEX" and "SEX". Thank you enough for today.
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